Nope, not dead... just getting divorced. Dun dun dunnnnn..... Please, bear with me during this transition. Awful, hilarity type shit is ensuing, I just haven't had time to blog a damn thing. Or, make a new header. It'll be just like the old one, except with 'Wife' crossed out. I've got some major material stored up for ya'll.
In the mean time, please... send me any and all funny shit you can about divorce and/or moving. And do not, I repeat do NOT send me one single fucking 'I'm so sorry' message. Real Talk.